ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes:

*texting*

Hufflepuff: are you out rn

Slytherin: I’m always out

Hufflepuff: where are you headed

Slytherin: death is the ultimate destination

Slytherin: but we all make stops along the way

Slytherin: I’m at whole foods what do you need

lottywood:

“Ready Fred?”

“Ready George.”

The Weasley twins are plotting.

itsahardrockpunk:

Even for all the shit Bellamy is getting and all the really unfortunate circumstances that are exacerbating the shit he’s involved in, I really do think he’s the same person and I hope Clarke can see that tonight whether it’s down deep inside him or only just past this new exterior she’s (rightfully) so disgusted by.

Lol thx for the tips that it’s not on tonight. Figured that out when I changed the channel to CW just now at 8:05. it’ll be back in my birthday week so I can have no hard feelings 😭🙌🏻. BESIDES this means the season LASTS LONGER and that is one of my hundreds of hopes against hopes for this season.

Also can u guys BELIEVE

I didn’t SEE the NOTES until NOW

Because I W A S DOING MY HOMEWORK, STUDYING, THE WHOLE SHEBANG

I’m so cry so proud

Oh no I might be visiting my brother on the 9th and he DOESNT HAVE CABLE

:

Writing Prompt #59

“Am I being too subtle here?”

“Trust me, you are not and have never been subtle.”

teenagerposts:

Anime girl: *gets bumped into*

Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist’s face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*

Is this,,,, Bellamy Blake????

sayssnape:

voldemort: tell me your secrets, traitor.

snape: sometimes i wear grey instead of black.

voldemort: tell me secrets about hogwarts.

snape: dumbledore’s favourite song is You’re The Voice.

voldemort: tell me important secrets.

snape: we’re having a feast next week but nobody is supposed to know because if umbridge finds out we didn’t invite her she will have us all flogged.

voldemort: how is that important??

snape: it’s important to me!

lockhart-thot:

Snape and Lockhart trapped somewhere together. Go!

Direct quote: oh no